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W£1(0M£ hello everyone and welcome to the best ever blog with a few gaps. I also suggest you have a look on my friends blog:- http://alexwtheorisinglife.blogspot.com.
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You chose jokes and videos, so, from now on, every week there will be a new joke with a rating system. There will always be two sets of videos on the page at one time. One set will be Adam ant Videos and the other will be anonymous.
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4.Bunny Habit
A man is driving along when a rabbit jumps into the road. He tries to swerve but the panicked creature runs straight in front of his car, is hit and dies instantly. The driver, a sensitive man, pulls over and goes to bury the bunny. As he is digging a hole by the roadside, a drunk woman pulls up and asks what he's doing.
'I feel terrible,' he says, 'I accidentally ran over this rabbit.'
'Don't worry,' replies the woman. 'I know just what to do.'
With that she goes to her boot and pulls out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit and empties the can's contents onto it. In an instant, the rabbit's eyes flick open, it jumps up, waves at the pair and hops off happily down the road. After ten hops, it stops, turns around and waves again, then hops off once more. Then turns, waves, hops off, turns, waves, hops off, and so on down the road. Once the rabbit is out of sight, the astonished man asks, 'What on earth was in that can?'
'Well,' says the woman, 'the label says: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.'
A man is driving along when a rabbit jumps into the road. He tries to swerve but the panicked creature runs straight in front of his car, is hit and dies instantly. The driver, a sensitive man, pulls over and goes to bury the bunny. As he is digging a hole by the roadside, a drunk woman pulls up and asks what he's doing.
'I feel terrible,' he says, 'I accidentally ran over this rabbit.'
'Don't worry,' replies the woman. 'I know just what to do.'
With that she goes to her boot and pulls out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit and empties the can's contents onto it. In an instant, the rabbit's eyes flick open, it jumps up, waves at the pair and hops off happily down the road. After ten hops, it stops, turns around and waves again, then hops off once more. Then turns, waves, hops off, turns, waves, hops off, and so on down the road. Once the rabbit is out of sight, the astonished man asks, 'What on earth was in that can?'
'Well,' says the woman, 'the label says: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.'
6 comments:
This is the only website that has been created by me.
Hello Matt-Matt! How did you get those gorgeous videos of Adam Ant (I love Adam Ant) on your blog? I Want Videos of Adam Ant!!!!
Hey matt its me alex, i love your site and im posting your adress on my blog
Matt Matt why you not put anything about medinas blog?
hi kt here i love the adam ant clips why dont you talk about torchwood and doctor who
Yeh, erm nice blog thing u got ere the w£1(0m£ sign is erm "cool" but nvm bout dat. u know da joke bit it funy.
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