Jokes
4.Bunny Habit
A man is driving along when a rabbit jumps into the road. He tries to swerve but the panicked creature runs straight in front of his car, is hit and dies instantly. The driver, a sensitive man, pulls over and goes to bury the bunny. As he is digging a hole by the roadside, a drunk woman pulls up and asks what he's doing.
'I feel terrible,' he says, 'I accidentally ran over this rabbit.
''Don't worry,' replies the woman. 'I know just what to do.'With that she goes to her boot and pulls out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit and empties the can's contents onto it. In an instant, the rabbit's eyes flick open, it jumps up, waves at the pair and hops off happily down the road. After ten hops, it stops, turns around and waves again, then hops off once more. Then turns, waves, hops off, turns, waves, hops off, and so on down the road. Once the rabbit is out of sight, the astonished man asks, 'What on earth was in that can?'
'Well,' says the woman, 'the label says: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.'
3 comments:
its Medina here! Thanks 4 advertising my blog-ish thing on your blog-ish thing! With regards to the joke, offence not taken! I know funnier jokes though... Ill tell you them at school, just say the word ;)
Thanks 4 the instructions matt! Your the BEST!!!
The logo rocks but I thought I already told you that my band-name has been changed (purely 4 copyright reasons) to 'Screamin Blue Murder' (SBM).
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